Dr. Squat - Dr. Fred Hatfield

My favorite was always Bob "The Bodybuilder" Cluso.

Chuck.

How long has everyone been coming to this board....I think I first found it in high school back in the 1998-1999 time-frame. Anyone else?

Hmm, it was late 2004 or 2005. I know it was after I moved to California which was July, 2004.

How am I a troll? All I do is ask questions and share relevant scientific material on fitness and kinesiology. Few people answer my questions and nobody appreciates the stuff I find. DrSquat said in 1 thread that he wanted more people asking REAL questions about fitness. I thought of as many questions as I could that I didn't know the answers to. At least I thought they were tough questions...

I read every article in the knowledge section from bottom to top, then AGAIN from top to bottom, making SURE I didn't miss anything before I started asking. Also, I almost always make use of the search feature before asking a question to see if its already been answered. Over half my original questions were knocked out this way and I never needed to post them. So what exactly have I done to get on everyone's nerves?

I really dont get this board, but whatever. As long as at least 1/4 of my questions get answered, thats what I'm here for anyway.

not trying to troll :/

Fred Hatfield II is my favourite troll. He claims to be Dr.Squat's son on the internet but doesn't really exist. He, together with that Joe Skopec dude who has a profile picture of himself in spandex.

Dr.Squat is a troll too. According to the latest info, the real Dr.Squat doesn't even access the internet anymore, because he tries to avoid products of technology. He lives in a tree house somewhere in the woods now wearing sandals, only eating fruits and vegetables. He sold his Harley and does Yoga /Pilates stuff all day. He thinks that weight training as an agressive alpha male activity thus he prefers yoga and pilates to be in harmony with himself and his environment.

According to rumours, the "Dr.Squat" who posts on this forum is in reality Yuri Verkhoshansky. Hence the link to the Verkhoshansky site and the supposed friendship between the two.

Alright I guess you're just kidding around then. Scratch everything I said.

Wow. I haven't even checked this forum in months and I come back to find myself on a troll list. And apparently I'm only half a troll at that.

In all honesty, I can't take credit for any of the Magness Wisdom. His cleverness is entirely his own. Just wanted the record to reflect that.

As Doc suggested, you've missed a bunch.

Joe Petrosky
Roger Hendrix

PDS
Razorman

Chad Waterbury
Chris Mellen

CCJ
Rick Walker

Instead of reading this drivel, go buy something! I suggest the protein powder.

http://drsquat.com/home/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=26

Are you serious? Roger Hendrix? The international level maters champ Roger Hendrix? Razor Man? And Joe Petrosky died of cancer a few years back, did he not?

..."The international level maters champ Roger Hendrix?"...

I'm not sure what a "maters champ" is Eric, but I am talking about the Roger Hendrix of powerlifting fame. He could absolutely get under Joe P.'s skin at the drop of a comma. It was great.

In all seriousness, Joe did pass a few years back of esophageal cancer. I miss his posts.

To put Razorman in the same sentence as Joe & Roger is a major kick to the daddy parts. If it has to be explained to you why Razorman was a troll, you need to go back to learn'n classes.

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Shannon

The same way PDS got under CoolColJ's skin

I read every article in the knowledge section from bottom to top, then AGAIN from top to bottom, making SURE I didn't miss anything before I started asking. Also, I almost always make use of the search feature before asking a question to see if its already been answered. Over half my original questions were knocked out this way and I never needed to post them. So what exactly have I done to get on everyone's nerves?

I really dont get this board, but whatever. As long as at least 1/4 of my questions get answered, thats what I'm here for anyway.

I'm not sure either (?)

You have to remember that any large gathering of people will sometimes degenerate into Baboon-colony behavior, and metaphorically urinate on new-comers such as yourself. I urinate more frequently than others because it's an age-related condition.

Has anyone else noticed that His Majesty the King is being a mega-troll in this thread with his troll-like comments about the two Freds?

He's done a great job of pulling us into this thread. Impressive!

I read every article in the knowledge section from bottom to top, then AGAIN from top to bottom, making SURE I didn't miss anything before I started asking. Also, I almost always make use of the search feature before asking a question to see if its already been answered. Over half my original questions were knocked out this way and I never needed to post them. So what exactly have I done to get on everyone's nerves?

I really dont get this board, but whatever. As long as at least 1/4 of my questions get answered, thats what I'm here for anyway.

I'm not sure either (?)

You have to remember that any large gathering of people will sometimes degenerate into Baboon-colony behavior, and metaphorically urinate on new-comers such as yourself. I urinate more frequently than others because it's an age-related condition.

Gotcha. I'm just used to being in work related situations where you spend a lot of time around the same people day in and day out and each person's gotta try HARD not to step on anyone elses toes or get on anybody's nerves. But forget it.

And how's this about Denny being me again?

In all honesty, I can't take credit for any of the Magness Wisdom. His cleverness is entirely his own. Just wanted the record to reflect that.

Shannon, I remember when the King of Trolls said he/she thought you and I were the same person.

I thought using a girls nick would get more answers to my threads. Gotta get on the same "cave man" mentality as everyone else sometimes. Didn't work (not even ONE reply to my question - that board has long since died), but it was worth a shot.

Yeah, Dan. You're right. The recent "thing" I had with Yessis was inspired (instigated) by one of our own trolls. Where is he now? He hasn't shown his face recently, after I deleted the nonsense! I hope he's regrouping and coming into light.

Here's the thing...

If you can't understand the problem with posting a question like that on a forum like Verkhoshansky's, there's really not much anyone can tell you.

Granted, you're less troll-like than you were in previous incarnations, Lexis, but still...

In all honesty, I can't take credit for any of the Magness Wisdom. His cleverness is entirely his own. Just wanted the record to reflect that.

Half a troll, pretty lowdown...

We've been over this...

Are you talking about that tripe being peddled about 8 years ago by Leo Costa and Tom Platz as some sort of new training system? "Big Beyond Belief" I think they called it.

Wow...thought my last rant would prompt some discourse! Guess I was wrong! Ugh!

To me, the REAL trolls have been the guys who self-righteously proclaim that the things we believe and practice are irrelevant or against extant science. These guys are --well-- often well-thought-of, loved, revered, angels of light. These guys have trampled truth. They believe differently than we do, but they do not understand "truth". They say SCIENCE dictates all! Nope! Science is a TOOL, folks! It is NOT truth!

..just like BETTER is BETTER (on a scale of good, better, best)!

Who you talkin' about?

Dr.Squat, what do you mean?